The Face Of Connecticut (Bell, 1985)

Where Hartford County intrudes into Litchfield County, that’s where I’m from. Just into the intrusion actually. Like, if we gave it to New Hartford as part of a grand rectification to repatriate the Southwick Jog, it’s difficult to say if we’d be part of the deal or not without squinting.

We lived high on a hill in the region of Connecticut’s Western Uplands, our yard rising to an outcrop of the Rowe Schist bedrock of Ratlum Mountain.1 Rocks there sparkle with mica, which is hard to capture on a camera but produces a dazzling effect in person.

That bedrock was a jungle gym for us kids. Though it looks rough, I mastered running straight across it, front to back. From there, especially in winter when the foliage thinned, there was a clear view out of the mountains, across to the mighty Traprock Ridges that split the central valley.

It was there, but also digging through rocky topsoil (“rock farming”), driving through winding hill roads and up the mighty Avon Mountain that set me up to appreciate that someone went out and wrote the perfect guide for a Connecticut-specific (lay) geology enthusiast.

Bell’s Book

The Face Of Connecticut is divided into two parts: a the first is a region-by-region description of the terrain with a history of land use. Of interest to uplanders like myself is the knowledge that the forests are in fact quite young. Local lore points out that in New England the oldest trees are the ones growing into stone walls, but I don’t think I really took that to heart, no matter how many stone walls I saw running abandoned through forests, or huge trees I saw along them.

The second section starts off slow with Connecticut’s ties to the history of geological science, used as a way to explain the history of the field. Having already read Annals Of the Former World–constituent volume Basin And Range is name-checked here–this wasn’t terribly new to me. What’s exciting, however, is the focus on New England specifically, especially of the creation of the mountain ranges and, perhaps most engaging, the story of the Central Valley (also called the Pioneer Valley in Massachusetts.) The filling in of a rift that almost became the Atlantic Ocean, impingement by lava flows, and the tilting of those layers to form the awe-inspiring traprock (basalt) formation visible from miles away is an adventure on a geological timescale.

The Internet Mystery

The book was published in 1985 by State geological and natural survey of Connecticut as “Bulletin 110.” An exhaustive list of Bulletins wasn’t forthcoming. When I went to look for some maps I could use to try and locate my old stomping ground in the bedrock, I found something curious: the entire book, online, in immaculate HTML. There’s no about page explaining it and the archive barely knows about it. In fact I was so worried it would disappear that I immediately downloaded the whole thing and hosted it on Orbital Fortress and also on the the Internet Archive.

The mystery of who was hosting it, at least, was easily solved: the index page on the IP address told us that it was the Talcott Mountain Science Center And Academy’s “project and secondary server,” copyright 1998-present. That’s probably why the images are disappointingly small, I wonder if they’ve been hosting this site since then!

It was no small undertaking, I imagine, circa 1998 (let’s say) to create such web book. It’s got a fully working index with links! It’s broken up by page! Who created this relic and why? It’s presented (presumably) exactly as the 1997 printing of the book. The archive goes back to 2016, but how far back do links to it go?

It has since disappeared, Talcott’s server presumably receiving a new IP or going offline. Just goes to show: if you see a cool old website, save it!

1: Not, one might note, Ratlum Mountain Schist, which is on the western side of its namesake, not the summit.

Burn Rate (Wolff, 1998)

Dot Con was good but I felt it was lacking a lot of color, what it was like to experience the the bubble from the inside. Burn Rate has it in spades. This is the story of a single CEO in the midst of the dot com boom running around and trying to secure enough capital to keep his money-burning company afloat. The dialogue is worthy of a Max Barry or Ian M Banks novel. Especially his conversations with his wife/counsel.

Wolff is a bastard. He sells a grandmom-and-pop magazine company his lemon of a database, runs out of money, sells air like a conman and ultimately tries to screw his investors. He shows little or no concern for anyone but himself–not his wife, not his employees, and last of all his customers. His concern is singular: he wants a big payout.

What’s truly insane is that this book was out in 1998. This wasn’t some expose of the bubble nor did the account of numerous dotcoms being dead companies walking or outright ponzis serve to deflate it. It kept rolling for years.

May / June ’26 Web Links

This post marks ten years since I started this blog. Kinda wild. It’s been intermittent for most of those years and I’d say about half of the material is just notes I took because (back in the day) the easiest way to find a how-to later was to google it even if you were finding your own blog!

I should probably use a different wordpress theme… who uses black on white anymore?

The curious case of the 1875 Meteor Monitor (lovetobuild.net)

Bjarne Tveskov, the LEGO designer of the (in?) famous Meteor Monitor (as well as numerous other sets), one of the most confusing Space sets for theme-watchers, apparently has a blog and explains its origins. He also includes some concept ships that I’ve never seen shared anywhere else for what he jokingly calls “spectron”, a ZX-spectrum inspired iteration of what became BlackTron II. In these concepts I see the germs of the Warp Wing Fighter (above) and Particle Ionizer (below.) Maybe even the rover from Space Station Zenon. Not to mention the orange and white of Ice Planet.

internetpatternbook.neocities.org

A project to collect and share the types of tiled backgrounds you used to see on Web 1.0 sites. Exactly what you need for your Neocities site.

Someone made a studio quality model of an iconic EV Override Ship (youtube.com)

For crafting fans out there, this is an impressive build. Because the models for the EV Override ships were released and eventually converted into blender files, anyone can 3d print them to make physical versions. But Sublight Drive Crafts didn’t stop there, they did the hard part and finished the model to an amazing degree. There was discussion on the discord where we begged them to photograph the model to make a rotation sprite out of it! (When I was very young, I thought that’s how in game graphics were made!)

CNBC’s interview with GameStop CEO (youtube.com)

Gamestop declared that it wanted to buy venerable online marketplace Ebay, and CNBC tried to figure out why. The CEO didn’t really help matters and appeared to be under the influence during the discussion. The comedic timing is priceless.

Songwriting (donaldsonworkshop.com)

I think I finally found the real idiots’ guide the song writing. Very concise.

Trent Reznor Chord Theory (reverbmachine.com)

A piece on a particular music theory trick Trent uses.

CISA Admin Leaked AWS GovCloud Keys on Github (krebsonsecurity.com)

One of those stories that just gets worse the more you read. Not only did someone forget to make the repo private. Not only did they commit sensitive keys to a public repo. But when warned privately about it, they didn’t do anything!

When were the [emperor’s children] first brought into the lore? (reddit.com)

A rather nice breakdown of the history (historiography?) of the lore of a particular 40k faction. I was going to write something like this, but it wasn’t going to be nearly as good, so I’m glad someone else did it.

gatherer.mtg.li

Searchable DB of old MTG card comments (from the “gatherer” site.) On the off chance that you want to know what’s up with a particular Magic card, this is a place to look.

The Samples of Jet Set Radio + Jet Set Radio Future (youtube.com)

I found these tracks fascinating back in the day. Very cool effort. Interesting to see so much is from Sonic Foundry.

flamewarriorsguide.com

Charming relic of Web 2.0 forum shenanigans. An illustrated guide to different types of posters.

Eighty Eight By Thirty One (neonaut.neocities.org/)

The slightly larger size of web badge. Complete with links to a treasure trove of these, the original digital collectable.

Balsa wood airplanes have taken flight-and delivered joy-from Wakefield for 100 years (wbur.org)

Short radio piece on the Guillows company. All this time I’ve been pronouncing it like Gull (as in seagull) but it actually rhymes with “willow.”

linuxsynths.com

Surprised I never ran across some of these before. Each synth listed includes demos you can listen to which is really helpful when compared to more mainstream sites like KVR.

Plague Music (kavarimusic.bandcamp.com)

Finally: industrial IDM. And dubstep. And lots of screaming.

AI Crisis

Bosses Are Becoming Obsessed With AI […] (futurism.com)

“I am at a point where I am tired of hearing about it every other day,” he lamented. “I just want my salary and to not lose my sanity.”

Leaving Mozilla (unitedheroes.net)

The un-website-like look of this page is striking. Here is someone who really cares about web design. They also apparently care about Mozilla even as they are leaving. This comes in the wake of some unpopular decisions by Mozilla management and I think other FOSS folks ought to take notice.

Google Search as you know it is over (techcrunch.com)

“Google Zero” is a concept online publishers have used for a while, but now we have a concrete date: this summer, Google plans to stop linking you to people when you search for stuff. This makes perverse sense on some level, since those sites are getting ad dollars that Google could be getting instead. The incentive for actually doing the work of publishing information to the open web is about to nosedive, and it’s not clear where Google will get the information to drive its summaries when they starve out the folks actually generating the data they summarize. I’m hoping that people like the web more than they like Google and will reject this, and perhaps the folly of killing the source of all that data they want to sell you might become apparent, but I’m mildly pessimistic.

See also: this response which I think sums up the reasonable take well.

Contributor Poker and AI (kristoff.it)

A great discussion of why Zig isn’t accepting AI contributions that generalizes to any type of community cultivation. It looks like I wasn’t the only one to notice this reasoning, since Godot Project took a similar position. I’m hoping this becomes the norm for community FOSS projects. Say Godot:

Reviewing PRs is already tedious work, but it is rewarding because reviewers generally feel that their efforts are contributing to educating a new contributor (who may become a future maintainer/reviewer). If your feedback on PRs is just being absorbed by a machine and not going towards mentoring a potential future maintainer, it becomes much harder to justify spending your free time on PR review.

But another section, one I didn’t see in Zig’s post, is something I think everyone should consider making their own policy:

No AI-generated text in human-to-human communication

When our maintainers volunteer their time to review your issue, PR, or proposal, they do not want to talk to a machine. This is a basic principle of respect.

Richard Dawkin’s Claude Delusion (youtube.com)

Watch perennial Dawkins gadfly Rebecca Watson take a victory lap after Dawkins humiliated himself with an article where he got oneshotted by Claude.

A eulogy for Vim (drewdevault.com)

My relationship with the software is intimate, almost as if it were an extra limb. I don’t think about what I’m doing when I use it. All of Vim’s modes and keybindings are deeply ingrained in my muscle memory. Using it just feels like my thoughts flowing from my head, into my fingers, into a Vim-shaped extension of my body, and out into the world.

But there’s a problem

I don’t think it’s cute that someone vibe coded “battleship” in VimScript. I think it’s more important that we stop collectively pretending that we don’t understand how awful all of this is. I don’t want to use software which has slop in it.

So he’s announced a fork, “Vim Classic.”