The Face Of Connecticut (Bell, 1985)

Where Hartford County intrudes into Litchfield County, that’s where I’m from. Just into the intrusion actually. Like, if we gave it to New Hartford as part of a grand rectification to repatriate the Southwick Jog, it’s difficult to say if we’d be part of the deal or not without squinting.

We lived high on a hill in the region of Connecticut’s Western Uplands, our yard rising to an outcrop of the Rowe Schist bedrock of Ratlum Mountain.1 Rocks there sparkle with mica, which is hard to capture on a camera but produces a dazzling effect in person.

That bedrock was a jungle gym for us kids. Though it looks rough, I mastered running straight across it, front to back. From there, especially in winter when the foliage thinned, there was a clear view out of the mountains, across to the mighty Traprock Ridges that split the central valley.

It was there, but also digging through rocky topsoil (“rock farming”), driving through winding hill roads and up the mighty Avon Mountain that set me up to appreciate that someone went out and wrote the perfect guide for a Connecticut-specific (lay) geology enthusiast.

Bell’s Book

The Face Of Connecticut is divided into two parts: a the first is a region-by-region description of the terrain with a history of land use. Of interest to uplanders like myself is the knowledge that the forests are in fact quite young. Local lore points out that in New England the oldest trees are the ones growing into stone walls, but I don’t think I really took that to heart, no matter how many stone walls I saw running abandoned through forests, or huge trees I saw along them.

The second section starts off slow with Connecticut’s ties to the history of geological science, used as a way to explain the history of the field. Having already read Annals Of the Former World–constituent volume Basin And Range is name-checked here–this wasn’t terribly new to me. What’s exciting, however, is the focus on New England specifically, especially of the creation of the mountain ranges and, perhaps most engaging, the story of the Central Valley (also called the Pioneer Valley in Massachusetts.) The filling in of a rift that almost became the Atlantic Ocean, impingement by lava flows, and the tilting of those layers to form the awe-inspiring traprock (basalt) formation visible from miles away is an adventure on a geological timescale.

The Internet Mystery

The book was published in 1985 by State geological and natural survey of Connecticut as “Bulletin 110.” An exhaustive list of Bulletins wasn’t forthcoming. When I went to look for some maps I could use to try and locate my old stomping ground in the bedrock, I found something curious: the entire book, online, in immaculate HTML. There’s no about page explaining it and the archive barely knows about it. In fact I was so worried it would disappear that I immediately downloaded the whole thing and hosted it on Orbital Fortress and also on the the Internet Archive.

The mystery of who was hosting it, at least, was easily solved: the index page on the IP address told us that it was the Talcott Mountain Science Center And Academy’s “project and secondary server,” copyright 1998-present. That’s probably why the images are disappointingly small, I wonder if they’ve been hosting this site since then!

It was no small undertaking, I imagine, circa 1998 (let’s say) to create such web book. It’s got a fully working index with links! It’s broken up by page! Who created this relic and why? It’s presented (presumably) exactly as the 1997 printing of the book. The archive goes back to 2016, but how far back do links to it go?

It has since disappeared, Talcott’s server presumably receiving a new IP or going offline. Just goes to show: if you see a cool old website, save it!

1: Not, one might note, Ratlum Mountain Schist, which is on the western side of its namesake, not the summit.

The Lost Continent: Australia on Westfield’s old globe

The central feature of Westfield State University’s campus is a large globe sculpture. This has been true for a while, but not always the same globe. In 2015, during the excitement around the Patriots Superbowl win, enthusiastic students cleared the benches, rejoiced on the green, and climbed inside the globe. This wasn’t the first time the campus had hosted an impromptu outdoor party of this nature – I seem to recall a similar reaction to a Redsox championship in 2013 (but it could have been a playoff game – my memory is foggy. But this time, the globe sustained major damage. The overly enthusiastic students shook the globe until it strained against its joints, and ultimately failed in several places. Tectonic plates torn asunder like something out of a disaster film.

You may notice from these pictures that the entire continent of Australia is missing. However, this was a pre-existing condition – I’m pretty sure the absent continent left a hole which allowed the revelers access to the interior. So consider this excerpt press release that the school released about the incident:

The university inherited the Globe from Stanley Home Products and it is missing the continent of Australia because it was not within Stanley’s global business reach.

Contemporary statement from the WSU spokesperson

This is an incredibly weird statement. As you can see from the first image in this article, the globe used to feature Australia. The loss of Australia running joke on campus. Rumors abound about where it ended up (which I won’t relate to protect the innocent… or guilty.) The story was, however, that it up and fell off. To my knowledge, no great effort was made to replace it.

So why make up this absurd lie? It’s so easily verified to be false – campus promotional material (including the desktop background of campus PCs, the file photo above!) contained images of Australia on the globe. Anyone who’d attended the school during or before 2011 (latest possible year it could have fallen off.) It’s just a silly idea: nobody commissions a globe sculpture missing a continent. It’s not a thing people do. Nobody would accept a donation of an incomplete globe like that.

I guess I’d never imagined that level of brazen dishonesty from an institution before. I suppose that was a very naive, 2015 attitude to have.

The author of the statement was contacted for further insight, but there was no response.

The damaged globe was replaced by a much nicer sculpture which does feature Australia.