OS9 tried to warn us
23 Aug 2020
Twitter is having a little trouble. I’m going to back up some good tweets here. I really did love one liners as a medium. Twitter offers a way to download your tweets, but it’s a long running asynchronous process so I have no idea if it’s going to work. And anyway, it’s neat to look back on this stuff. I suppose I should also mention that I made a mastodon profile but I can’t promise I’ll use it.
A good #codereview is like an all-you-can-eat buffet: an opportunity for personal growth
18 feb 2020
To keep things light, all future discussions of employee salaries will use “smackeroos” instead of dollars. Thanks.
29 Aug 2022
Be @arborday
24 Aug 2022
> Send entire packet of mail made of dead trees
> I mean we’re talking about bookmarks, a calendar, personalized correspondence labels, a survey, and a certificate of completion for the survey
> At least I’m thinking about it. Well played.
#Security Thought of the day: Piccard set his auto destruct PIN to 0000
21 Aug 2022
Live every day like you’re going to have to give a deposition about it
07 Mar 2022
Jurassic World Producers: Guys we can shave 25% off the CGI budget if the T Rex goes invisible.
27 Feb 2022
Cameras are like spiders: you’re never more than five feet from a camera and you swallow at least seven cameras per year.
19 Feb 2022
Is this really the best way to honor Optimus Prime’s sacrifice?
27 Jan 2022
(sp)
important gift giving tip: if your recipient is a starfish and you’re buying a hat, make sure you buy five.
28 Dec 2021
(sp)
It’s been a two `#git reset –hard HEAD` day, but the windows build finally runs.
19 Dec 2021
Medical tricorders would be a disaster for hypochondriacs.
17 Dec 2021
I miss yesterday when #aws #useast1 wasn’t on fire
07 Dec 2021
When is it ok to start wearing a Santa Hat full time? [urgent]
05 Dec 2021
Day 626. I just took a slug of Maple Syrup like Buddy The Elf.
18 Nov 2021
Let’s pretend that FB never gets back online. Just stop. We’re free now.
04 Oct 2021
Let them eat wifi
20 Aug 2021
(I was visiting Versalles at the time)
Autocorrect… off
25 Jul 2021
(I’ve left it off since)
You die a hero or live to see yourself extradited to the US to face trial
23 Jun 2021
The wikipedia page for “Corner Office” uses an office with the same desk I used to have. Was just weird seeing it again is all.
23 Jun 21
Day 423. Have begun to eat honey straight out of the jar.
07 May 2021
The Hangover has the same plot as The Halloween Tree
03 Feb 2021
Never felt an earthquake before, brand new experience
08 Nov 2020
We said corporations where people because we where too afraid to see the truth: people are corporations
16 Sept 2020
Thou shalt not remind someone of a zoom meeting without providing a link in that selfsame message.
11 Sept 2020
Spoiler alert: The Departed has the same plot as Face/Off.
23 July 2020
macOS (OSX) has now lasted longer than Classic MacOS did. #macOS
02 July 2020
USB-C is the most comfortable USB type to put up your nose.
25 June 2020
Power’s out. Now we have to entertain ourselves without our electronic devices. #itgotworse
13 Apr 2020
Got power back last night. Refrigerator compressor motor never sounded so good.
15 Apr 2020
So glad everyone has successfully retired all of their #Python2 code.
02 Jan 2020
I fixed the cybertruck
24 Nov 2019
#DearWebDevelopers: If a button can’t be opened in a new tab, it represents a risk and a commitment, and I’m probably not confident enough for ether.
30 Jul 2019
I think I’m buying the last umbrella in the south station CVS. Sorry guys. I don’t even like umbrellas
19 Jul 2019
Detective Duck in: Murder Most Waterfowl
01 July 2019
Wearing shoes you can’t run in is about as reasonable as Superman wearing a kriptonite necklace
10 Apr 2019
Me: Peanut butter and celery, name a more iconic duo
23 Mar 2019
Sabrina: Peanutbutter and jelly
Me: 🤔
Only in #CambMA do you see a breadboard project on a bike
27 Mar 2018
soylent bottle tower on my desk at work. #bluetac
15 Nov 2017